Mar 29, 2011

benci

salam malam hari. sudah malam dan telah melebihi 12 malam pada ketika ini -->> sila baca dengan baku


mata da makin malas sedangkan petang tadi dah tidur...ekceli bukn petang sangat pun, time zuhur je...je? haha yela2, zuhur nk ke pukul 4 td. ala tipu sikit2 je. entry kali ni saya (SAYA?????) nak kongsikan pendapat saya tentang sentence ni (ko hengat org dulik ke pendapat ko? aaaa nk jugak cakap kt sni~)


EASIER SAID THAN DONE


ha sape x pernah dengar x pernah baca ayat yang da ak (ak pulakkkk...) taip kat atas tu...siapa? sape??
sungguh lah boleh masuk toilet flush laju2 sebab kalau ada yang kata xpernah dengar, xpernah baca, xtahu pun wujud, ak anugerahkan korang pangkat tukang flush toilet hostel blok C6 ini. giler mengada2 xtahu konon~


ha camni sebenar2 nyerrr... ada lah sorang hamba Allah namanya manusia berjantina lawan dengan ak. dia ni siapa? ah sebok r xyah tahu, baca je entry ni. ok back to the story... kita ni manusia bila kita janji or beriya2 kata nk buat, and sampai buat orang yang menerima janji or kata2 kita tu percaya n yakin yang kta mampu buat sesuatu perkara, kita perlulah tunaikan, sebab itu janji n kata2 yang dah kita lafazkan..... -->>lafazkan?? macam cite jiwa juwi plak word tu, agak xsesuwahai tau~ TUKAR!


ok2, rilek xperlulah nak caps lock word tu... tarik nafas, tolak laptop, regang2 tengkuk sendi dulu...da ok Cik Siswi? orite, style~ ok sambung semula cite. adalah seorang teruna ni, yelah teruna lah kan, xkn nak panggil jantan, kaso eh~ lelaki lah, pasar sket kn..kn..
ha lelaki ni telah mengeluarkan kata2 yang ibarat janji, tapi bila sampai masa encik lelaki ini tidak menunaikan apa yang dikatakannya, jadi apakah hukumnya? hukum karma? karmasutra? sutera kasih lagu in-team??






aish pe ni~ betul2 r...nk kna marah ler tu kn. mesti nyer ni


ha apakah hukumnya kalau orang tu da memberi kata yang seperti meyakinkan sesebuah pihak a.k.a ak ler tu kan sape lg watak dlm blog ni, dan apabila tiba masa, encik lelaki buat macam I NEVER SAID THAT... ok fine~ tapi disebabkan Cik Siswi adalah orang yang berpegang pada kata, dan sangatlah sensitif orangnya (ye ramai dah kata n saya pn tahu sendrik), maka saya dengan rasminya telah menjatuhkan hukuman bahawasanya kamu Encik Lelaki, adalah...telah...pada masa ini...sudah....berdusta dan tidak mengotakan kata2 kamu kepada saya. maka selepas ini (alaa ni y xbes ni...T__T), saya xnak lagi kawan dengan kamu! saya merajuk dengan kamu dengan sungguh2. ah lantak pi r kamu tahu ke x. lalala







p/s! hwo sebelum ni cakap kemain lag, smpai masa terus tah2 ye...^#@!#$%^*&R...benci tw~!!!

Mar 28, 2011

mari kita makan

 tamat sudah riwayat semua bahan2 stiiiiim..ouh~



ini harga untuk 4 perut itu... -->> RM100!

ini ler y telah disumbat dlm perut si pemakan2..ggrrr~

model sambilan yang menunggu pak guard tahan




sekian laporan malam 27 march bersama Cik Siswi dari stesen Ku.Boncet! 

Mar 27, 2011

Forever Mr L and Me

ouh~ mommy i'm tired~

yes sir! i am tired already, my eyes are getting tired, my body aches from sitting here in front of the laptop for like toooooooooooo much hours daily, staring at the strong-and-tough laptop, reading all kinds of 'bed-time-stories' in the internet, extracting every details, swallowing the information and digesting it to the very bottom of my brain. ouh my lazy neurons are just too lazyyy to walk the signals....blah blah blah chemistry talk. i just finished the second part of my proposal report for my final year project, and it still has looooooong way to goooooooo~ yeah, u see that tooooo many O, means its toooooooo much for me! nasib baik ler x balik this weekend, dho a bit upset because i haven't been home like 2 3 months ago, dem! 

since tooooooo many few days ago, my laptop was moving here and there, da macam nomad kejap atas meja, satg kat lantai, pastu nek balik kat meja, pastu nt turun sorok bwh meja, pastu kat lantai lagi tersadai...and it goes on like that every single day. why? huwey? saje... ces jawapan sungguh memarahkan....ye kawan2 pembaca budiman, ecewah, apakah maksud memarahkan. siapa tahu boleh ON BUDI dan hntar ke 20702. if my laptop was born as human, it should be a guy, that's why i named it MR LAPPY, sebab dia kuat! ouhhh teruja sungguh tuan laptop inik! kenapa? kami memang bahagia bersama, dan kalau betul my laptop was born human, i would love him so very dear toooooo much, why? because whenever it gets hurt, it nevaaaaa leave my side, and nevaaaaa hurt me back! once, like 2 years ago or so plus minus, i was sleeping on the upper bed, and left him at the corner of the bed w/o closing the screen and i went to sleep. that night, my rumet Cik Bedah ni laa, dia dengar bunyi berdentum, of course i don't hear a thing, i'm dead already in my sleep. so that morning i woke up, found my laptop on my desk. suspecting nothing, i opened the laptop, surfing internet, and wanted to watch cartoon. so i clicked the disk button, but the moving thing got stucked. i was like "eh pehal lak laptop ni?" so i godeh2 the side, and found that my laptop has some 'scar'...me? i was like, "eh, camane boley kopak plak hujg ni??" LOL! so i went ler tanya kat my rumet, did my laptop committed suicide? she was like, U KILLED HIM LAST NIGHT lorh... i did??? hahaha~ but until today, after i ketok2 Mr Laptop soooo many times, after virus itu inik masuk dlm body Mr Lappy, he was never upset with me, yet still contact me everyday...dho i always buat Mr Lappy panas, sakit, Mr Lappy still with me... saranghe Mr L~



p/s~ kami da 3 tahun bersama, Mr korang kuat ke mcm Mr L sy... mest x kan~ lalala

Mar 25, 2011

edisi jumaat pagi

assalamualaikum selamat pagi selamat berjumaat selamat hari lahir selamat kepada pck Selamat selamatlah Malaysia~ yeaahh!!! selamat semuanya....pehal pepagi da semangat sangat ni, ish! bangun dr pagi td buat keja smpai la ni blom tdoq, apa hai nya niiii~ last2 g kafe lapaq nyer pasai, nk tapau nasi lemak niat di hati namun apakah daya, telur seketui xdak, so pi kafe sebelah nampak menda laen~ hahahaha...mai tengok pa ada...la ni tinggai sisa ja, xda bahan asli, sebab suma da dok bertapa dlm perot ni haa~

pagi2 kita kena makan sarapan segala, satg perot tongkang dok prut sana prut sini angin ja pa guna, bek p kafe melantak sana...tp jangan melantak x hengat dunia plak naa, makan ala kadaq jaa~ pagi perut biaq ada isi sket, nt tengahari xda laa kebuloq supa naga...eceh, la ni bangun pagi buley la nk p kafe dok tapau sarapan, salunya tu jangan harap nak jejak pagi2 buta, mata pun xbukak lagi nak p kafe menda....ceh!


 
ous shuweeet double eggs ghetu makan~

tapi apakan daya, makan western ler kunun2 pagi sebab telo bolat itu takdaa! ouh rindunya nasi lemak itu...dengan sambal nya, dengan kacang n ikan bilisnya...takpa2, esok lusa masih ada
last2 yang ni masuk dalam polistrin ak..makan jelaa




p/s~ pagi2 mkn fries...xnikmat langsung, da r tawaq hebeh..

Mar 22, 2011

anak abah yang sayang sangat kat abah!

Allahu akbar~ baru taip tajuk mata da bertakung, sensetip btol ank pck dollah ni tw! dah2, g dok depan kipas, bg kering mata tu...(1 minit jap ye)
dok jauh sket, nt org len plak ikut leleh...

ok setel dah!!! hehe~
semenjak lama2 xpost sb xde idea bahan tenet kat bilik ni, macam liat je nk taip2...apatah lg bila muka-buku tu pn xdpt nk on. "SE: salu selang 3 minit ada status, ni senyap je~" haha, kuasam sguh itu worang yaa!
hambek niii~ nguhahaha 

sebenonyer eh, semalam kawan dok tehengat kat Mr A, adakah rindu bangat sama beliau??? adakah?? apakah??? owh~ kepada y namanya A** dan A*** sila maklumlah ye,bukan anda Mr A y dimaksudkan, jangan nak berbunga2 laman Misha Omar, xperlu nak segan2 kambing Afrikahkahkah~ Mr A itu tentu2 (tgk tajuk daa..) Mr Abah yang ku chentaaaaaiiii~ ya benar kok! (ah sudah...masuk seberang polak).

semalam kan, kan, saya kan...kan... (nk cte ke xnk?!!) garangnye~ yela3...semalam saya teringat kat Mr A saya...tetiba teringat, ouh rindukah ini~ (gatai hang ni laa...mengelaa~) uhuk-ihihik...skati aarr~~~ Mr A i, bukan Mr A u. ak teringat time2 ak buatkan air minum Mr A setiap ptg (tipu...salu je nk ngelat), pastu semalam tetiba rindu nak buatkan...eh..eh..lama sangat dah kot ak x balik johor sejak cuti raya cina rtu.. T_T
maka ak pun bertextian a.k.a mesej (payah noo nak kobanyer) dengan Puan I (bukan Puan U, ohoh!) tentang kerinduan itu~ RINDU~WUWUWU, RINDU SERINDU-RINDUNYAAA~AAA~AA~A (gedik je beliau ni tw..ouh x kuasa layan)...bila lah ak nak balik ni!!! kepada cik puan encik mister kerja n simen, silalah jangan bertambah bertimbun bertungkus lumus nak bg ak dok phg ni je, bg ler ak balik sat...agh boncit sguh! semalam mesej ngan ibu pun melelh...mesej je pun, aiguh!


ekceli, ni bukan waktu y afdhal untuk ak buat posting sebab kalau ikut kalendar jadual ak (??) sekarang ni ak ada kelas, tp da ak smpai kelas tu, siap buka pintu, sekali muka2 aneh yang nampak...salah kelas?? impossible bebeh! dari januari ak masuk jalan tu setiap pagi selasa, kabhi nehi ak salah, KABHI NEHI~

so kesimpulan y ak buat sendiri lepas 5 minit berfatakor kt toilet blok w, in a NUTshell, kelas xde pagi ni...ha senang x pemikiran ak, haha....a xphm pe pn lau g kelas tu, economic...kenapa saya kena belajar ekonomi, cuba soh dak2 spm buat esei tu...ok? ha y ni ak xsure kelas ad ke x, so kena g skg, nt nampak lg muka2 aneh...nehiiii~ 
 jauh sikit lari...amik feeeeeeeeeeeeeel~   

Mar 5, 2011

one evening out with the rest



ASSALAMUALAIKUM w.b.t


been quiet sometimes that i haven't post out anything here, right? it's ok, nobody minds it. alright then, i just got the mood to write but i don't really have the thing to talk and nag about here. it's just that me and my roomates and a few guy friends went out today after i finished class at 530pm. we went in one car, and i get the pleasure to sit in front (coz i'm XXXXXXXL compared to the rest, demmit ouh~ bila nk selimping ni~ kn2), we went to the Mega, and watched movie. WOW! seriously, i've been dying to get outside but i don't really have the time before this, and now, I'm a bit free so I can spend some leisure time with friends outside. Sanctum or Sancrum I don't really recall the name of that movie, was an action movie, rock climbing+cave stuffs here and there. however! the turning view is that, the 'action' movie has that emotional values in it. how? it's mostly about father and a son who just can't seem to find their same straight line, but somehow ended loving each other when they the son get to know his dad more. SEE???

that's how life is working on us. we have to deeply know people we love or supposely love, so that we don't regret just walking away and not trying to fix things up. before the story ended, the father was hurt, and the son is the only person left to save him. so the daddy asked his son to 'help' him to 'continue' his 'life'...ouhh! so many in brackets, which means double meaning. Mr Daddy asked his son to drown him as a way to (i think) make O2 less consumed, as well as his father's heart cannot bear the pain any longer as it was hurt too. This is the part that reminded me much of my father and my long-gone grandfather (Allah bless u grandpa, ameen), where the son, after drowned Mr Daddy, kissed his father's forehead. seriously, my tears fell! so sudden that the scene also flashback the memory of looking at my father kissing the forehead of my ex-grandpa on his deathbed. just by looking at that time, I was crying very hard when i saw my dad was shedding tears. A scene i had never witnessed before! so yep, i just can't see a guy crying, coz without any concrete reason, i'll just cry along too. 

Sancrum (or Sanctum, i can't recall) was a brilliant movie!!! filled with explorations, patience, family bond, love, faith, and a lot of emotional aggregations involved. DO NOT HESITATE IT! and I was very pleased to pick that movie for today.




ok enuff with the movie thing, afterwards, we went to Santai (memang santai), for late dinner. it is late, after 1015pm, but since we ate popcorns (kenyang??) in the cinema, so my stomach actually filled with gas. I don't fart just like that ok, so stop imagining. Stop! haha~ At Santai, I chose to eat lamb chop, OMG, it was like chewing gum for  while, but the 'kambing' taste, is just yummy! i wanna go for Fish 'n Chips, but i never tried lamb, so why not tonight, right? it cost about rm15 or so, plus my lemon milkshake (so yummy!) priced IDK, so my total might had been around rm25 plus minus. To get the food run down to our digestion tract and along the intestines, we went to jalan benteng where there were stalls which i never knew they existed, so old-fashioned-me...watever~ 





after that only, that we went back to UMP, and by the time we arrived, it's 145am. how do i catch the time exactly?? hahahaha! we were held up by the guards at the entrance because we went back after 12pm. duh~ anyway, it was a good night, and i filled my appetite to watch movie, and out from UMP for a while. some people even asked me "Mell/Kak Mell, x balik Johor ke minggu ni??".... uh please don't ask. it's not like i don't wanna go home, i just don't have the time yet! i do miss my bantal, my katil, and everything that's mine at home!!! T___T










p/s~ did i mention about not having much to brag about? ok i went wrong.